Jolie vs Renner

Bad ass monkey just got a girl.
This is conceived from my wild abandoned imagination. Right after watching Bourne Legacy with Jeremy Renner as Aaron Cross, Angelina's Wanted came to mind. And who can forget Evelyn Salt. CIA or KGB. Here's my come up;  Plot: covert operation to save the world,  sabotaged by Jolie. Or someone make it look like that. Whatever. I'm just stoked conjuring it up.
This is dreamy. Breathtaking. Well, at least for me. I think I can safely say that they both are two of the most effective and attractive actors around. I know, I really need to think of the Syrian conflict. But just for a moment, I'd like to think and imagine Renner and Jolie saving the world. Renner at 1.75 m tall is a perfect match to Angelinas' 1.73 m. If you believe the websites. And with Jeremy producing now, maybe they can discuss further projects. Now, that's a thought. Jeremy has been seen joining in a UN team in Afghanistan to support Mine action. There's the connection there. Would Brad approve? Well, I think he can breath a sigh of relief. As Jeremy was famously quoted that he doesn't have time for a woman, that he is married to his job. Maybe Angelina can discuss children with him.

Next up for Jeremy is an adaptation of the childrens book Hansel and Gretel. Here you go, preview of Jeremy Renner with the brunette Gemma Artherton. Much hyped already after the box office hit Bourne Legacy top billed by Renner. Meanwhile, Jolie is currently filming Maleficent. Adaptation from the book Sleeping Beauty, Maleficent is the villain to the Princess. And could be counted as a witch because she can send curses. She's the one that send the Princess on an extended slumber. Hmm.., coincidence? Next for Angelina after Maleficent is Salt 2(squeezing in between a wedding?). Angelina is of course playing the heroine/hero Evelyn Salt who double crosses the CIA or the Russians. Whichever way you want to put it. Jeremy is also cooking or has already cooked (he's so hardworking, all he can think of is have a nap) two movies on the pipeline plus Mission Impossible 5 if he's on it. And the talk of Steve Mcqueen. Ah, ouch! Hot!
Now this conjured-up teaming might be a long shot but, it's a shot. Who knows, my stars could align and I'll have my 3 points outside the line. Just before that bell rings.